Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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