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i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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