i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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