It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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