ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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