I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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