remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
When did angry sex become our thing?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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