With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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