a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Green mimosas i think yes
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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