i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
