can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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