he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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