The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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