Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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