his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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