i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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