we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Drunk walkin through police station. America
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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