lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The best revenge is premature balding
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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