Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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