her vagine was all disorganized.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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