S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I love you. Go after that dick
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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