Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
