what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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