I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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