White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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