I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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