as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
