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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
love makes seman taste better
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So many bounce houses so little time
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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