Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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