I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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