i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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