Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
