That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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