I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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