I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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