STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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