people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
then he tried to convert me to islam
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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