You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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