you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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