My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
