I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Ketchup is God's man juice
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
