I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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