Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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