we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
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Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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