I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
