Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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