They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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