Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You work out of a Hotel?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
try to milk me bitch
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