so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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