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I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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