Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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