drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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