Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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