im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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