Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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